Puppy Sues Landlord Over Faulty Plumbing
A puppy named Mosby had barely settled in to his brand new, one-bedroom apartment when he noticed something was amiss.
"The water pressure was really low," says Molly McManus, a neighbor in the same building. "Just a trickle from the faucet and showerhead. And the toilet wouldn’t really flush."
Mosby has consequently filed a lawsuit against the management company for a whopping $1.2 million.
"It was a week before Prism Properties fixed the issue," says Mosby’s attorney Richard Roberts. "That’s seven days of pain and suffering without a strong shower or warm bath. You think this puppy’s fluffy fur just comes out like that? He needs water pressure!"
Sources tell The Fluffington Post that the judge hearing the case is expected to laugh long and hard before dismissing it outright.
Some people create their own storms then get upset when it rains. — Lessons Learned in Life (via thedapperproject)
(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via thedapperproject)
How I leave awkward situations.
If you don’t build your dreams, someone will hire you to help build theirs. http://ift.tt/19LGMPY
(Source: fatty-food, via f0o0od)
He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.” – Bob Marley